The Christians have been doing their rounds again, they tell me "Jesus died for your sins". How rude! I let them into my house, I make them a cup of tea, I even give them a chocolate hobnob, and then they accuse me of framing a man almost 2000 years ago! The audacity of it! I mean, everybody knows it was Mrs Butterworth at number 22.
I dislike religion in general really, but it's never so much of an annoyance as when people try to push it upon you. It doesn't really set a good image for their religion if they have to knock on doors practically begging people to join. "Judaism! Now 99% fat free!". Yeah, so's terrorism, now FUCK OFF!
I have to say I'm sick to the hind shitting teeth of Political Correctness. More specifically I'm sick of people whining on about it. People whine that they can't have some fucking tinsel at work. Do these people really think that if they just went ahead and did it anyway they'd get thrown in jail? In the end political correctness is a load of bullshit, and you could pretty much ignore it and get away with it. If I want to refer to tax officials as a collective "he" then I damn well will, and I don't think I'll have some unreasonable fear of being lynched by a pack of hairy legged feminists.
There are always going to be people telling us we can't do things, but the issues are of such little importance that nobody is going to back them up. Frankly the police have better things to do than round up gangs of politically incorrect evildoers.
If somebody told you that you can't dunk your rich tea more than once, when you had a habit of dunking it at least twice, you'd think their suggestion so ridiculous that you would completely ignore it, so do the same here and stop going on about it.
Have a great Christmas, or if you don't celebrate Christmas, just enjoy sitting at home with the curtains drawn and all the lights off.
Cheers,
Matt
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